Hey Ma...

No idea where this little tidbit came from, but I think I am meant to share it.

"Do you think Dr. Stephen Hawking would appreciate a lap dance? Not from me. Rather, from someone familiar with the trade? I thought I saw something during one of his programs that got me thinking "yes" but my friend said it was just the way he was holding the slide rule. Just wondering. His program on time travel was brilliant. A bit dry though. Would have benefited from a conjurer, a Mariachi band or, perhaps, a bit of cleavage. I don't know. It was easy to follow but exciting and depressing at the same time. Like birthday parties."